Aleks in Wonderland

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Listening to the lady next to me at work arguing over the phone with what sounds like an elderly lady about her address:

‘No ma’am, you don’t live at [address]. That is the address of [our workplace].’
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‘No ma’am, nobody lives at [address]. It’s an office block.’

‘Ma’am, you do not live in the [business] building.’

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When someone walks slower than me:
omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me:
jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me:
who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops