Because I’m scared to walk outside in the dark
Because I’m told that I’m stupid and young when I say I don’t want childrenBecause I should be able to wear girly things if I want to, and not be looked down upon for it.
Because the word feminist has become so demonized…
Daytime television advertising is depressing. Forget weddings, I’ve gone direct to planning my funeral.
Getting to tell a customer that they’d just won a million dollars. I’m pretty sure I was more excited about it than he was!
Literally me when I’m watching football.
(Source: im-marrying-batman)
Should I feel embarrassed that I just rapped the first few lines of Ice Ice Baby? I think yes.my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps
(via mjec)
I feel like this can apply to anyone. Whether you’re saving your first time for marriage or you’re simply waiting til it’s right for you and your parter I don’t think sex means loss. I think the concept of “losing” a piece of you is harmful to peoples’ minds. Like you’re less of a person because of having sex? Anyways, sexual debut is kind of an awesome term.
SO MUCH THIS
One ouzo shot too many; next thing you know I’m heading for the showbag arena to buy Muppets merchandise. This is a Kermit hat with matching neck frill. No regrets
(Source: transponsters, via hemblebee)
Just watched a video of a friend’s baby giggling at and ‘talking’ to her own reflection in a mirror. Overwhelmed by the adorableness!
Sometimes I sort of think I want a baby, but then sanity prevails and I remember that I am a terribly irresponsible ‘adult’ who is barely capable of adequately taking care of herself, let alone another dependant human being.
I guess I’ll settle for occasional cuddles and cuteness and enjoying being able to give the child back to it’s parents when it cries/poops/spews on me.
(Source: sleazypete, via wifelife)
